On September 14, I reported that Pope Benedict XVI had made his pet schnauzer Dieter a cardinal. In August I didn’t post anything, so I don’t have any August errors to correct, unlike, say, certain European leaders, circa 1914. government “replenish its strategic reserves of rock salt without delay.” In retrospect, perhaps I should not have used the word “hurtling.” Ice masses, especially ones the size of Canadian provinces, do not technically “hurtle.” But I stand by my recommendation that the U.S. In it, I quoted an “unnamed dweeb” at the National Atmospheric and Oceanic Administration saying that an “ice mass the size of Saskatchewan” was “hurtling toward the U.S.” and would cause “mayhem on an unparalleled scale.” My July 13 post, “New Ice Age ‘Imminent,’ Says Government Official,” caused quite the kerfuffle. According to his office, “The former president plans to raise money for his library by more conventional means.” Bush To Star in Porn Film, Bring It On, Bitch!” turned out not to be the case.
Government for ‘Personal Use,’” was not entirely accurate, nor was it technically speaking “true” that the former vice president planned to “use the drones to hunt elk on his Wyoming ranch.” Also on the Republican front, my May 27 item, “George W. My May 3 post, “Dick Cheney Purchases Four Predator Drones From U.S. Treasury securities.” The post caused world-wide financial panic and a 30 percent plunge in the value of the dollar. On April 14, I reported-I love that word-that “China will announce on Tuesday it will no longer buy U.S. Government for ‘Personal Use,’” was not entirely accurate, nor was it technically speaking “true.” Image source: sarah_mcginnity #48 Note To Self, Don’t Let Baby Fall Asleep On You After You Spray Tan If You Do Not Want Said Baby To Have A Half “Tanned” Face The Next Morning.My May 3 post, “Dick Cheney Purchases Four Predator Drones From U.S.
Image source: t_demerchant #47 On Our Third Kid But Still Managed To Leave The House Without Shoes In 30 Degree Weather Image source: texasfitmama #46 And This Is Why Diaper Bags Should Never Be Left Open Image source: XplodingUnicorn #45 When You Throw Without Warning Image source: shedoesnteveneatcarbs #44 I Let My Toddler Dress Herself. Image source: chicadclovers #43 When Neither Parent Notices Their Child Has Taken The Pizza Box And Is Currently Eating Pizza On The Living Room Floor Image source: fijones369 #42 Throwback To Holiday, Parent Fail
Parenting Failure Of Astronomical Proportions Image source: tara_ascroft #40 My Daughter Didn’t Approve Of My Clown Makeup Job Image source: chicadclovers #39 When You Rush Out Of The House To Try And Get Everything Done Before The Next Feed Is Due And Forget The Car Seat Connectors For The Pram And Only Have One Bassinet In The Boot… You Have To Improvise! Image source: reddit #38 Throwback To Holiday Parent Fail Image source: stephnbrooks #37 I Left My 7-Year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner.
#36 When Your Dad Puts Your Swimsuit On Backwards And It Becomes A Different Kind Of Swimsuit Image source: h1lleard #35 Dad Dressed Her For The Pool Image source: noellemaki #34 Perfect Timing I’m Really Hoping This Isn’t His First Memory Image source: thegreatbarcia #33 He Wanted To Get On That Ride. Image source: regalbeard #32 Took My Daughter Out For A Nice Dinner.
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